Broadcast Detailing Future Catastrophe Causes Premature Deaths

Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, kids baby music delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, kid songs all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.

Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, youtube.com/@sassysongs as though the victims' bodies had within minutes.

Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.

Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.