DEPARTMENT OF UNEXPLAINED COMMUNICATION PHENOMENA

"Concerning the Purgatorial Footage Analysis"

Footage recovered from the most recent event displays a terrain with no atmospheric consistency. Shadows float independently of objects. Water flows vertically. Human figures wander aimlessly, partially translucent.

Experts classified this region as liminal purgatorial geography, a transitional realm where consciousness persists without corporeal anchors.

Disturbingly, several figures appear aware of the camera, gag gifts mouthing silent pleas for funny gifts extraction. When analysts enhanced the audio, clothing each figure whispered:

"Don’t let them watch what we watched."

The warning is clear. living observers into residents of that in-between place.